1、Justice can be late. Why can't I be late for school.
2、I want to be a sweet and glutinous cat, which pours in your arms to play coquettish.
3、Since life knocked me down, I found it very comfortable to lie down!
4、It's better to pay me a lot of money than to care about me like this.
5、I just wrote my homework for five minutes and my cell phone got jealous, so I coaxed it for two hours.
6、It's hard to drink eight glasses of water every day, but to drink eight cups of milk tea, I just need you to say: I invite you.
7、The sun asks you to tan my parents' hair, not me.
8、自从生活把我击倒，我才发现躺着真舒服啊！
9、Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in the world. I threw a math book on his face.
10、每天喝八杯水很难，但是喝八杯奶茶，只需要你一句：我请你。
11、有一个女孩最近胖了，但是她很可爱很善良，那她今天可以吃火锅吗？
12、爱美之心，人皆有之，你不爱我，你不是人。
13、没能遇见你，小裙子都觉得怀才不遇。
14、Why do I have to stomp twice when I fight, because I want to tell you that you are a brother.
15、与其这样嘘寒问暖，不如打笔巨款。
16、帮我给桃花打个电话，问他啥时候来？
17、有人告诉我，这世界上没有比爱情更复杂的东西了，我一本数学书摔在他脸上。
18、There is a girl recently fat, but she is very lovely very kind, then she can eat hot pot today?
19、一年四季都在困，只有躺床上最清醒。
20、我刚写了五分钟作业，手机吃醋了，于是我哄了它两个小时。
21、想做一只甜糯的猫，一言不合就扑倒在你怀里撒娇。
